In a recent landmark study of over 5,000 call center professionals, when asked what was most needed to improve operations, the number-one answer given by respondents was “Irish-style rhymes about customer care.”
Upon learning this, I spent the better part of the next 17 minutes composing the following. Enjoy!
Call Center Limerick #1
There once was a manager who
Micromanaged all reps on his crew
For the reps it was hectic
Each breath was a metric
If you died, well, he measured that, too
Call Center Limerick #2
There once was an agent named Lear
To his schedule he’d never adhere
He’d sign off the phone
Then find his way home
And return too late smelling like beer
Call Center Limerick #3
There’s no way our service is level
Our customers’ nerves get disheveled
They growl and they yell
They shout “Go to h*ll!”
At times we must service the devil
Call Center Limerick #4
We aim to up Customer Sat
But nothing’s much tougher than that
With one guy this evening
I used a kind greeting
And swear that the customer spat
Call Center Limerick #5
Our call center’s scary and hectic
I get very buried in metrics
Most measure my speed
Like how fast I can pee
I can’t leave my seat – so I wrecked it
Call Center Limerick #6
My center launched chat out of spite
We know that our staff cannot write
They’re puzzled and vexed
Cause they struggle with text
Unless they’re out Saturday night
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